When in the hell did I decide that fake nails could make a re-appearance in my life? Was I on illegal substances? Now I find myself having to get more stuff done...in addition to maintaining the toes and eyebrows...and it's insane. Instead of bitten-down, ragged nails, I have perfectly semi-round/semi-square-pink-and-white-nails that look like crap after 2 weeks. Not to mention that I feel like Samantha Baker's (
16 Candles, look it up) more exotic grandmother trying to open a box of freakin' donuts, while the nice grandma is trying to cook eggs. Oh, well, I must chalk it up to vanity...sheer vanity. Excuse me whilst I pluck this stray eyebrow...
When in the hell did I decide that fake nails could make a re-appearance in my life? Was I on illegal substances? Now I find myself having to get more stuff done...in addition to maintaining the toes and eyebrows...and it's insane. Instead of bitten-down, ragged nails, I have perfectly semi-round/semi-square-pink-and-white-nails that look like crap after 2 weeks. Not to mention that I feel like Samantha Baker's (16 Candles, look it up) more exotic grandmother trying to open a box of freakin' donuts, while the nice grandma is trying to cook eggs. Oh, well, I must chalk it up to vanity...sheer vanity. Excuse me whilst I pluck this stray eyebrow...
1 comment:
So damn funny. I'm ashamed to say I'm right there with you, love.
Oy.
(but they're so pretty)
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